In case you were ever wondering what the results of my extinct polls were, here they are for your studying pleasure.
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What was your favorite MWNY 2002 keynote announcement?
Jaguar in August 29 55%
.Mac 3 5%
iCal 2 3%
iTunes 3 1 1%
New iPods 4 7%
iSync 1 1%
New iMac 12 23%
Total votes 53

Do you like John Dvorak?
Yes, he's a smart guy. 4 7%
Sometimes. 8 15%
No, he should be banned from writing. 33 62%
Who is John Dvorak? 8 15%
Total votes 53

Do you like Apple's new "Switch" ad campaign?
Yes 48 48%
They could be better. 37 37%
Not really. 8 8%
No, they stink! 7 7%
Total votes 100

How many classic Macs do you own?
Zero 6 15%
1 or 2 15 38%
3 - 5 11 28%
6 - 10 4 10%
Too many to count 3 7%
Total votes 39

Which version are you using as your main OS?
Mac OS 1.x-6.x 1 2%
Mac OS 7.x-8.x 2 4%
Mac OS 9.x 19 44%
Mac OS X 20 46%
Other 1 2%
Total votes 43

Do you think Apple making OS X the default OS on all new machines is a good idea?
Definitly, it's time for OS X to take over. 30 61%
They should have waited for more applications. 7 14%
They should have waited for more optimization and compatibility 8 16%
They should have never made this decision. 4 8%
Total votes 49

Have you been to an Apple Store yet?
Multiple times 5 19%
Only once 5 19%
Very Soon 2 7%
As soon as one arrives near me 9 34%
Probably never 5 19%
Total votes 26

Do you still use floppies?
All the time 2 5%
Every once in a while 5 13%
Rarely 10 27%
Never 14 38%
What's a floppy? 5 13%
Total votes 36

When are you going to get an iPod?
As soon as possible. 8 34%
Before Christmas. 0 0%
When iPod 2 comes out. 1 4%
When the price is lowered. 10 43%
Never. 4 17%
Total votes 23

How hard are you going to laugh at Windows XP?
I'll bust a gut. 12 41%
Turn red while rolling on the floor. 4 13%
Non-stop for 2 weeks. 1 3%
Giggle slightly. 4 13%
None, XP is cool. 8 27%
Total votes 29

What will happen with the next batch of iMacs?
Larger screen 4 16%
G4 CPU 8 33%
Small speed bump 3 12%
Minor ugrade 3 12%
Change in colors 0 0%
Dumped for a new line of Macs 6 25%
Total votes 24

Who would win in a MTV Celeberty Deathmatch?
Steve Jobs, with the reality distortion field. 11 73%
Bill Gates, with the Money Bomb. 1 6%
Double Disqualification. 3 20%
Total votes 15

How much do you want OS X 10.1
I would kill for it. 6 40%
I would stage a coup at Apple. 1 6%
I would eat 100 jars of pickled beans. 1 6%
I would read Maximum PC. 1 6%
I would do nothing, who cares. 6 40%
What's OS X 10.1? 0 0%
Total votes 15

Who would win in a world takeover?
Steve Jobs 2 1%
Bill Gates 5 29%
Pinky and the Brain 5 29%
Myself 5 29%
Total votes 17

How would you most enjoy bashing a PC?
Running it over with a car. 0 0%
Hitting it with a baseball bat. 8 30%
With the ever fun plastic explosives. 9 34%
A few machine guns would do just fine. 2 7%
Break every transistor one by one. 2 7%
Let it bake in the sun for a few days. 1 3%
Tie a weight to it, and throw it in the river. 4 15%
Total votes 26

Do you think Apple should introduce a new PDA?
Yes, I want an updated Newton. 9 64%
Yes, A PalmOS device would rock. 1 7%
No, Apple doesn't need a PDA. 1 7%
I don't care. 3 21%
Undecided. 0 0%
Total votes 14

What do you mainly use your Mac for?
Games 6 15%
The Internet 16 42%
Image/Video Processing 8 21%
Word Processing 5 13%
Other 3 7%
Total votes 20

When will we finally see 1 GHz Macs?
Macworld New York! 6 30%
End of the year. 8 40%
Next Year. 5 25%
A LONG time from now. 1 5%
Never! 0 0%
Total votes 20

How long ago did you get your newest Mac?
VERY recently! 6 20%
A couple months ago. 4 13%
This year. 0 0%
Last Year. 8 26%
2+ years ago. 11 36%
It's been so long, I forgot. 1 3%
Total votes 30

Which computer form factor do you prefer?
Desktop 3 10%
Tower 11 36%
All in One 5 16%
Portable 10 33%
Compact (like the Cube) 1 3%
No Preference 0 0%
Total votes 30

What do you think about the new iBook look?
I want one!!! 22 78%
It's cool, but I like the old look better. 2 7%
Where did the colors go? 3 10%
Too boxy. 1 3%
Is that an Apple machine, or a PC? 0 0%
Total votes 28

What kind of computers do you use at work?
Macs, I have a great job! 14 43%
PCs, and I can't stand it! 12 37%
Unix/Linuk boxes. 1 3%
Many different types. 4 12%
I don't get to use computers at work. 1 3%
Total votes 32

Which version of the Mac OS is your favorite?
System 1.0-4.2 0 0%
System 6.0-6.0.8 2 3%
System 7.0-7.0.1 0 0%
System 7.1-7.1.3 0 0%
System 7.5-7.5.5 1 1%
System 7.6-7.6.1 1 1%
Mac OS 8.0-8.1 2 3%
Mac OS 8.5-8.6 14 24%
Mac OS 9.0-9.1 33 56%
Mac OS X 5 8%
Total votes 58

Which Apple CEO do you admire most?
Steve Jobs 20 60%
John Sculley 0 0%
Michael Spindler 0 0%
Gil Amelio 1 3%
None, it's Woz who really rules! 12 36%
Total votes 33

Which of the current models is your favorite?
PowerMac G4 10 29%
PowerMac Cube 6 17%
iMac 7 20%
iBook 1 2%
PowerBook G4 10 29%
Total votes 34
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